slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

(via razzledazzlewaffle)

humble-guitarist:

darkflame173:

cloacacarnage:

Drax the Destroyer and Rocket Raccoon

*extreme high pitched noise*

Batista! :D

(Source: twitter.com)

teen:

i wanna meet the male version of me 

(via razzledazzlewaffle)

dontbearuiner:

dolphinboy420:

choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill

Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.

(Source: bluelava3, via now-thatimthinkingsober)

(Source: shrugging, via goddessolga)

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway, via razzledazzlewaffle)

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

(Source: therealslimblakeslee, via daftplunk)

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

(Source: wesleyaccola, via razzledazzlewaffle)

tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

(via now-thatimthinkingsober)

vidrioo:

krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck

I like this challenge 😂

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via hinduhearthrob)